Getting to Know Death!

In honor of Halloween, I decided to get to know Death a little bit better. Rather than jumping into a whole new relationship with Death, I decided to slow things down by just flirting with it. Here are my top five pick-up lines so far…

1. So, this is not your first funeral, is it?!

2. What a beautiful black cloak! How do you keep it so tidy and clean around all of this soot and smoke?

3. Did you make that beautiful staff; all by yourself?

4. It really has been delightful lurking around with you!!

5. What is stoking the fire in those beautiful red eyes?